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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).
You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.
by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025
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chateau shower

when you stay in the chateau in France and do a shit in the public showers.
haynes you wouldn't believe it i caught sam last night doing a chateau shower
by butt chug chad September 17, 2020
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Slut Shower

A shower one takes with attentions of getting dicked down and destroyed.
"I'm going to see my man tomorrow, I need to take a slut shower in preparation."
by Ani Vanto January 24, 2024
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chateau shower

When staying a chateau and take a shit in the public showers
Haynes i can't believe i just caught sam doing a chateau shower
by butt chug chad September 20, 2020
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Road Shower

To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.
guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower
by expertoneverything September 11, 2010
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shower clam

When a man repeatedly ejaculates in the shower and it hardens over time and forms a shower clam. It is like a free textured floor!!
My landlord said I can’t get my deposit back until I scrape my shower clams off the floor.
by littleredridinghood02 August 29, 2025
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