Facebook Fever

when someone gets a facebook and becomes addicted to it. Dealing with anything from farmville, updating status, commenting liking status, and stalking celebrities. stalking Daniel Tosh does not count as having facebook fever because he is gay and it just means your gay. Usually lasts for only a week or so, but some people have a low tolerence and their cases of facebook fever have been permanent.

Wow that hot girl hu just got a facebook sure has facebook fever

"Wow that guy sure has facebook fever", no he doesnt he liked daniel tosh's page he is just gay

by hey my name is zeeb October 9, 2010

FaceBook Education

One who's sole source of information comes from FaceBook.

Her master's is in FaceBook Education.

by Poopsie88 November 27, 2011

facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status

Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-

by aildforsaken December 15, 2009

facebook glitch

Deleting or blocking a friend without any notification. Whereas, you can blame it on "the facebook glitch" and begrudgingly add them back.

This also works with tagging/deleting pictures among other uses.

Jayme: "Heyyy, why did you delete me on facebook?"

You: "Oh sorry man, must have been a facebook glitch." <quickly adds the frienemy back>

by eviltelepathicmonkey August 20, 2011

Facebook Referee

Someone who breaks up stupid facebook fights. Usually someone who is tired of people using facebook to argue and would just like to see the two combatants fall in deep holes. Usually a person who doesn't know the the people arguing that well, and so will not face backlash from either of them later on for breaking up the facebook fight.

Facebook User 1: y0ure dummm!

Facebook User 2: n0 yore dummm!

Facebook referee: Will you both shut up and do something productive with your lives?

by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009

Facebook Gay

When someone has publicly acknowledged that they are gay on Facebook.

Henry: "I want to hook up with him, but I can't tell if he's gay."
Allyson: "Get with the program. He's Facebook gay."

by H114 October 21, 2012

Facebook relatives

One's listed siblings or parents on Facebook who are not actual family members, but friends.

Jay Wilson is one of CJ Walker's Facebook relatives.

by T-Bizzcuit March 20, 2010