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Facebook Fever

when someone gets a facebook and becomes addicted to it. Dealing with anything from farmville, updating status, commenting liking status, and stalking celebrities. stalking Daniel Tosh does not count as having facebook fever because he is gay and it just means your gay. Usually lasts for only a week or so, but some people have a low tolerence and their cases of facebook fever have been permanent.
Wow that hot girl hu just got a facebook sure has facebook fever

"Wow that guy sure has facebook fever", no he doesnt he liked daniel tosh's page he is just gay
by hey my name is zeeb October 9, 2010
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FaceBook Education

One who's sole source of information comes from FaceBook.
Her master's is in FaceBook Education.
by Poopsie88 November 27, 2011
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facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status
Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-
by aildforsaken December 15, 2009
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Facebook Vulnerability

By requesting to be friends with someone on facebook, you show a sign of weakness towards that person, causing an awkward situation
"Why didnt you add that chick you met last night on facebook"
"I would show facebook vulnerability
by DJskurrrrrr June 16, 2011
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Facebook Referee

Someone who breaks up stupid facebook fights. Usually someone who is tired of people using facebook to argue and would just like to see the two combatants fall in deep holes. Usually a person who doesn't know the the people arguing that well, and so will not face backlash from either of them later on for breaking up the facebook fight.
Facebook User 1: y0ure dummm!

Facebook User 2: n0 yore dummm!

Facebook referee: Will you both shut up and do something productive with your lives?
by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009
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facebook glitch

Deleting or blocking a friend without any notification. Whereas, you can blame it on "the facebook glitch" and begrudgingly add them back.

This also works with tagging/deleting pictures among other uses.
Jayme: "Heyyy, why did you delete me on facebook?"

You: "Oh sorry man, must have been a facebook glitch." <quickly adds the frienemy back>
by eviltelepathicmonkey August 20, 2011
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facebook wolves

facebook wolves are those who hide in the deep crevices of the facebook home screen watching posts like prey,and attacking them with likes & comments
you:hey you seen jens new wall post
me:yeah but those damn facebook wolves got a hold of it first
by ayeyoaye July 26, 2011
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