ur dad

your dad

ur dad is rich.

by qwertylovr December 28, 2022

Dad

Something you don't have

Tell your dad. Wait nevermind

by Mrs Kate Peterson December 29, 2022

Your dad

you as a person need to understand that your father is never going to come back and you need to accept that beacuse you cant just whine like a 5 year old. I say MAN UP YA FU--ING TWAT CUZ HES NOT COMMING BACK.

kid: hey wheres your dad?

you: idk

kid: how dont you know?

you: every time i ask my mom she says he is going to get the milk

kid: im so sorry

you: thank you

by IMD123BRUH January 5, 2023

Your dad lesbian

Your mom gay on opposite day

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”

by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

Dad

Something that will never come back with the milk.

Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*

by bakenhaswordsinhispockets April 4, 2023

Bi-lo Dad

A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”

Geoff is such a Bi-Lo Dad he literally only buys home brand just to save 10$

by anonymous April 5, 2023

Dad

Nonexistent

Me “Hi Dad”
Dad:

Oh wait he left

by Thhwwippp Thhhwwwipp April 11, 2023