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Having a Charlie Sheen moment 

When you are rude and condescending while having a temper tantrum.
Bob: I'm sick of my family, they are all losers, ugly and have no friends.

Joe: Just because they won't give you money and a place to stay doesn't mean they are rude and ugly. Sounds like you are having a Charlie Sheen moment!

Dirty dirty charlie 

A dirty charlie is when you put a handful of mud in a sock and tell your friends it's shit. They'll eat it looking forwards to the smokey goodness and be disgusted to find that the brown substance is in fact mud and not shit.
"You trickster Daniel, you got me with the dirty dirty charlie, yuck!"

five card charlie

1. When someone has five sexually transmitted diseases at the same time.
(i.e. aids, ghonorea, crabs, syphillis, herpes)
2. When a person who is playing Blackjack is dealt five cards but does not bust.
1. Dude you had better avoid that girl, she's got the five card charlie.
2. I had a five card charlie going but the dealer still got 21.
five card charlie by T.C. April 14, 2005

Hotel Charlie 

The letters H and C coded in standard NATO system. Stands for Head Case, which is someone that is crazy.
Wow Nicole sure did turn into a total Hotel Charlie after I banged her.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed 

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

Reverse Charlie Horse 

When a male's balls tighten ,and he ejaculates out of his asshole.
Bro I was in the bathroom......and I did a reverse Charlie Horse -_-

My nuts hurt cuz of that reverse Charlie Horse >.<
Reverse Charlie Horse by Timken April 12, 2013