Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.
by LilSteph March 1, 2018
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person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too
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by The Earl Of Pudding January 28, 2017
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woman 2: whats a titty boner?
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John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.
by richippr September 23, 2013
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Girl: wait you have a granny boner
Boy: ah shit i was in the shower too long
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Girl: wait you have a granny boner
Boy: ah shit i was in the shower too long
by mer&shon March 10, 2012
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As I lay next to Lori, exhausted and carefree, I reluctantly shared the secret to my long lasting lovemaking: the haunting image of Sheila running down the high school halls; her hands cupped behind her pants, her face contorted in helpless submission, her frizzled hair dewey with perspiration, her animal-like wild shrieking, and her frantic and fervid, yet continually unsuccessful attempts to find a bathroom before tragedy struck: yes, you could make a strong case I had more boner control than everyone besides Matthew Broderick.
by nate doggy dizz April 4, 2012
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by slickshit March 3, 2011
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