n. 1. a snow enthusiast. 2. (informal) indicative of one's longing for action, triggered libido, or general excitement for or caused by exposure to snowy weather.
by doorunrun February 08, 2014
When the anticipation of really good food is so great and the person in question gets a boner/other erotic feelings. These feelings are often accompanied by foodgasms.
person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too
by The Earl Of Pudding January 29, 2017
The social behavioral event where the laziest, most careless, and most repugnant man in the room suddenly has morals and a desire to fight for the rights of others — originating from his forlorn aspiration of obtaining sexual intercourse from the woman he suddenly wants to defend.
“Don really went to bat for Karen over that whole bookface post where people called her out for being a furry. What a guy!” “Dude, it’s just boner chivalry. He will go back to breathing heavily at her photos once she shuts him down.”
by Clanger77 May 07, 2019
by Milhau5 October 07, 2014
An action or mental tactic used to suppress a raging erection: most commonly used to prolong intercourse, or hide a boner in public.
As I lay next to Lori, exhausted and carefree, I reluctantly shared the secret to my long lasting lovemaking: the haunting image of Sheila running down the high school halls; her hands cupped behind her pants, her face contorted in helpless submission, her frizzled hair dewey with perspiration, her animal-like wild shrieking, and her frantic and fervid, yet continually unsuccessful attempts to find a bathroom before tragedy struck: yes, you could make a strong case I had more boner control than everyone besides Matthew Broderick.
by nate doggy dizz February 14, 2012
A miracle boner is an erection the production or existence of which has no rational basis in fact or circumstance. More or less, it is the ability to achieve and maintain an erection despite reprehension, disgust, fear, and other things in the like.
John would haver never successfully slept with that badger to completion, while at gunpoint, if not for his miracle boner.
by SALUKIDUO April 04, 2011
Robert Downey Jr. is Boner-Worthy!!!
Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy
Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy
Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy
Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy
by DreadloxO3O March 17, 2013