bag of chestnuts

A sexual move performed by a man on a woman in which the scrotum (i.e. nut sack) is raked and in some cases smeared across the breasts (i.e. mammaries). The move may further include dipping the scrotum in the woman's mouth and/or a declaratory statement proclaiming that the woman is the recipient of a bag or sack of chestnuts.

I gave my girlfriend a bag of chestnuts last night and she was all about it.

by Dinger IOIO November 16, 2009

Slough bag

A woman who is less than desirable because she parties too much, is physically unattractive and overly sexually active.

She's a slough bag, but its okay because I'm drunk and its slough bag Saturday.

by Cobra12 March 13, 2010

bag smokes

A bag, usually that of the freezer variety, that is filled with rejected cigarettes from a production line which is then sold illegally by labourers for a much cheaper price.

Joe: Hey Bud, where'd you get them bag smokes?
Bud: From that indian guy who buys tickets from the corner store.

by Wintarz January 25, 2012

bag beetle

Pubic lice, little critters that dwell in the hair on your naughty parts. They can be spread through sexual intercourse, but you can also get them from toliet seats, bed sheets, or someone else's underwear. More commonly known as crabs.

Jimmy's been scratching at his pants all night. Five bucks says Joan gave him the bag beetles.

by Snow Globe October 2, 2006

ducks in a bag

Having a task/thing "in the bag" or successfully completed because you had your "ducks in a row" or all of the steps to completing your task/thing done. Often used when you are very smug, and when you are bragging. Bringing you, your "Ducks in a Bag"

Dude 1: wow, so I heard you won that best team captain of the year award.
Dude 2:yeah, I had my ducks in a bag from the very start.
Dude 1: how did you do that?
Dude 2: lots of bribes and sucking up to people.
Dude 1: well it worked.....

by charachar August 26, 2010

sandwich bagged

the act or practice of using a ziplock sandwich bag as a prophylactic in order to prevent conception or venereal infection

I sandwich bagged that ho

by The Lightswitch June 23, 2008

Gus in a bag

Gus in a bag refers to the true love and affection one has for someone elese. This relationship is usually, one person loves another and the other abuses him all the time.

people may say things like:
"gus in a bag"
"gus in a spliff"
"gus in your back pocket"
"I LOVE GUS"
"gizzy (gus) is online"

by EZ B February 14, 2009