Sexual Assault/Battery

Unwanted physical contact of a sexual nature.

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

The re-release of the original dream cast game, which changed the Chao garden and ruined it for everyone by changing the dark Chao garden, removing the mountain, the cave, the cage and the tree branch and instead made the garden bland . It also revamped the Chao nursery, in which the principle is not actually the principle and the real principle is a grey statue in the background

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle:
Person 1: So did you talk to the principle in the Chao nursery
Person 2: Yes, but that Grey statue creeps me out!

by Masterg1 November 7, 2023

Back in Battery

Originally an artillery term for a gun which has completed its recoil/postfiring cycle and is ready to fire again. Common usage now is 'ready to go,' or recovered. Also seen as 'Back to Battery.'

"I set my hair on fire last night, but five hours' rack time and I'm back in battery."

by blade-the-dog February 5, 2024

4th Ranger Battalion

4th Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment is a Friendly and amazing MilSim unit that you can join at the age of 16, speak good english and have a working microphone.
The leader at this moment, MAJ Mycka. Is a great leader and like to see everyone grow and have fun with their stuff.

The 4th Battalion offers a lot of positions and a lot of fun. If you are intrested you could join them, just search them up at Discord Bumps!

Person A: "Hey have you heard about 4th Ranger Battalion? They recruit anybody above 16!"
Person B: "Are you gonna join the army then?"
Person A: "No it is in Arma 3, Look them up on TikTok!"
Person C: "Yeah! I love their TikTok Video's!"

by DutchGuy412 March 14, 2024

maduka hitler batter omelette

What the fuck

(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?

by Buldge man Suprememe June 24, 2024

stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

Europa: the last battle

A movie oy watched by incel virgin cucks who hate minorities because they're upset they can't get laid

Kyle: What is your favorite movie?
Bryan: Europa: the last battle
Kyle: *angrily storms out of the house*

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024