Twat Waffle

Akin to a douchebag, but an only slightly more appropriate word choice to use in front of your mom.

"Dude clearly couldn't handle that post -- delete. He's a twat waffle."

by Irishmafia June 14, 2023

twat

1) a fairly derogatory term for a lady's genital area (i.e. VAGINA) usually used to reference a female

2) an alternative to "tweeted" as a pass tense form of the word "tweet" (as in twitter)

1) that girl cindy is such a twat, i bet she has a huge gaping twat from all the random sex she has.

2) i twat about 200 times yesterday because i have no life

by bestyshank April 14, 2011

Twat

A term used to describe, idiots, mongoloids, fucktards, dickhead and knobheads mainly the people who walk around in full Adidas tracksuits.

KSI is a TWAT, Queen Elizabeth the 2nd is a TWAT

by bigdaddyheffpewdiepie February 19, 2019

Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

by ReapDini April 29, 2025

Twat

An idiot

Shevon is a twat on most occasions

by Lazarus202 March 12, 2019

Twat shot

The female equivalent of a dick pic.

I always send my girlfriend dick pics. I wish she would send a twat shot.

by Jaydamama November 6, 2021

twat fag

A man who's a flaming homosexual and pretending to be straight, but still very insecure about it.

Dude that guy is a twat fag. He likes to clam slam because he can't get any pussy without paying for it.

by Itumama May 19, 2024