right in the face

1. A thought or expression used when you have an expectation that is crushed beyond misery.
2. Extreme disappointment.
3. Complete shock or surprise.

Related to strongbag/strong bad.

Guy spots really hot girl and decided to go for it. On his way he imagines how the score would be and thinks he has it locked in.

Guy: Hey good looking.
Girl: Get away, pig.
Guy to himself: --Right in the Face!--

by Yoyoma February 23, 2004

face for radio

an ugly face (because a radio presenter is never seen by the audience)

The latest bus driver has a face for radio.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2011

face gator

An affectionate way to refer to a friend. Commonly used in the the "thug" groups. The equivalent of "my nigga".

What's cracking my face gator?

by xdr September 3, 2008

salad face?

An expression of great confusion, often said with a facial expression to match and hands with palms up.

"...and then my dad said I couldn't date 'til I was 40. Salad face?"

by Willowmd June 22, 2004

Jack Faced

It's the look you get when one of your parents walk on you jacking off. You usually stare at them with an open mouth saying "uh," and it's followed by "It's not what it looks like," or "I was just scratching."

"Man I was totally Jack Faced when my mom walked in on me jacking it."

by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Vagina Face

To have a face with a Vagina on it.
Alternatively, to have a face resembling a vagina. This includes facial hair, large lips, and, of course, acne resembling a clitoris.

Matt has SUCH a vagina face! I swear I feel like I have to show proof of ID just to look at him!

by Herr Vet Kont December 14, 2010

Face Jack

The action of masturbating to one's facebook pictures.

After facebook creeping on her, I totally face jacked on her photos.

by morrishall October 1, 2010