Long story short... You’re Fucked. Something (or someone) so fucked up, it is beyond repair.
Similar to being fucked over...HARDCORE.
Can be used as both a Noun and/or a Verb
Example( Dilly Wank, Dilly Wanker, Dilly Wanked, Dilly Wanking)
Similar to being fucked over...HARDCORE.
Can be used as both a Noun and/or a Verb
Example( Dilly Wank, Dilly Wanker, Dilly Wanked, Dilly Wanking)
“Dammit Anthony, you’re dilly wanking me!”
“That Seth is a Dilly Wanking Bastard”
After a long day Kris looks to his wife after she asked how his day was “Honey, my day was Dilly Wanked from begging to end”
“That Seth is a Dilly Wanking Bastard”
After a long day Kris looks to his wife after she asked how his day was “Honey, my day was Dilly Wanked from begging to end”
by GBR3710 February 28, 2019
The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.
by Kevin the platypus January 19, 2016
When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.
Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!
I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night
Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?
Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner
What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!
I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night
Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?
Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner
What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!
by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020
by Mad Pussy 69 May 18, 2018
by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023
When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin
Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot
by ill eat your pussy juice every April 21, 2017
When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.
Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?
Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.
Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.
by Tylah808 March 08, 2011