Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!
Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?
Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?
Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019
Get the Drunk Lego'smug. What happened last nice Alex was running in the street screaming "I'm a golden God!" at people. He up and got gold drunk
by Golddrunk December 16, 2016
Get the Gold drunkmug. When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.
Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?
Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.
Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!
Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.
Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!
by zetavoid January 20, 2016
Get the truth drunkmug. by Benefits Bob June 30, 2018
Get the drunknessmug. i played high and go drunk with my friend dominic the other Day and we were talking spiritual connectionisms to a better bluer world in another place only reachable through hot wheels toys
by Niggyr Judisk May 2, 2018
Get the high and go drunkmug. The pleasant feeling of still being drunk when you wake up the next day after going to bed/passing out after a night of drinking. Far better than the alternative (cf hungover)
Woke up pleasantly surprised after last night's shenanigans to find I was leftover drunk rather than nursing a horrific hangover.
Leftover drunk is a special kind of drunk. You wake up, the day just dawning. After last night, you expected to be spending a miserable day in bed/on the couch/under a highway overpass, but instead you feel great. Music sounds and food tastes even better than you remember. You feel like you've cheated Death itself.
Leftover drunk is a special kind of drunk. You wake up, the day just dawning. After last night, you expected to be spending a miserable day in bed/on the couch/under a highway overpass, but instead you feel great. Music sounds and food tastes even better than you remember. You feel like you've cheated Death itself.
by F_Oxford June 15, 2024
Get the Leftover Drunkmug. Person 1 : jeez, what happened last night dude??
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk
by Hellooooo :) :) July 30, 2021
Get the Slam Dunk Drunkmug.