ray j penis

Ray j penis is a phrase used to describe things that are slightly bent or out of shape. Ray j in the porn movie with Kim k has a very bent shlong. So if you see something bent you could say:

"Oh that pole look like ray j penis"
"Damn nigga ya dick look like Ray Jay"
"Ya car is all bent like ray j penis"

by Gip The Whipper April 4, 2016

Bro J Simpson

A "bro" that beats his wife or girlfriend.

That guy is a bro j Simpson so don't date him

by NickieHansen February 4, 2010

j. cole fan

A nigga who drinks Coca Cola.

J. Cole Fan: *Drinking Coca Cola
Roblox Parody Fan: *A ni🅱️🅱️a whom'st'd've's drinking 🅱️o🅱️a 🅱️ola.

by Boba Bola February 1, 2017

Blow J. Simpson

Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.

Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"

Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."

Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."

Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"

by little red thread April 13, 2009

2 skinnee j's

The most talented rap band ever delivered to this Earth by God. The ones who speak for those who have not yet found their voice.

"This songs goes out to those with coke bottle glasses, all you lonely kids who were the last pick in gym classes. We got your back - detract your malefactors. All you up in the back, UNITE LIKE THUNDERCATS!" Preach on brothas!

by BIG E June 12, 2003

J-O-Bizzle

A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession.

Drug dealin just aint workin out for me i needs to get myself a real J-O-Bizzle.

by Dusty Rhoads October 1, 2007

Donald J Trump

The best president since Abraham Lincoln

Donald J Trump lowered the cost of gas, boosted the economy, and made peace with multiple different countries including North Korea

by Donald Is Daddy September 2, 2021