tiny fuck

0.5 second fuck

that was a very tiny fuck

by Idontknowaname=( July 17, 2016

a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

Fucking out

When the stresses of one's life become so overbearing that they strip themself naked and start arbitrarily fucking the space or room that they occupy.

Yeah, he doesn't go here anymore. He got caught fucking out.

by ComeOnEileen04 June 17, 2022

head fuck

someone who is so stupid and retarded it makes you want to curbstomp and blow your own head off

person 1: who is that??

person 2: a head fuck!

by liv oconnor December 5, 2024

fuck

to screw someone

I want to fuck someone

by speedofart July 3, 2021

fuck

fuck

fuck off

by awesomedictionarygirlboymaybye July 24, 2021

urban fucked

the last person to hold their right shoulder with their left hand has to use at least 1 obscure word from urban dictionary in every sentence, and must also make sense. if they don't, someone around them will punch them in the arm.

Sarah: *puts her hand on her shoulder*
Larry: *sitting with a group of friends, noticing Sarah holding her shoulder. proceeds to hold his shoulder too*
Travis: *puts his hand on his shoulder* Haha! You're Urban Fucked, Tommy!
Tommy: Dammit...I need to go poopsterbate!

by deaddwolfio February 10, 2014