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Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."
by JSpaulding August 10, 2024
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Fuck your thoughts and prayers

The CINO bill which would instantly bans firearms when a mass shooting happened and also would do climate action after when a natural disaster such as wildfire, floods and Hurricanes occured
The Fuck your thoughts and prayers would absolutely save us all.
by Porg009 March 19, 2024
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fuck my ear

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.
by Dylwit October 23, 2019
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Uncutely Fucked Up

To be intoxicated to an extent that does not allow one to be cute.
We had went to the club last night and my home girl was UNCUTELY FUCKED UP in the worst way...she was messy for sure.
by I'mThatB September 16, 2012
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holy fuck

by shitstain56 February 27, 2023
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fuck you

the most common way to say goodbye,hello,hi. but almost all people get angry for some reason when that for them
mom:hello
you:fuck you mom
you:*dies*
by kirbo>:) August 15, 2021
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shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
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