pressed as fuck

Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.

Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol

by THEWHITEBOY503 August 04, 2020

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Shuffle-fuck

A term used by shufflers to describe the intense connection two shufflers experience while battling or mirror-rocking .

We were trying out new moves and were going for a while . We shuffle-fucked for like an hour .

by Valofsteel July 06, 2017

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Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

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The corona fuck

The first sex with a random after being quarantined

Just gave the neighbor the corona fuck after the ring shut in for a month.

by Jagger guy April 11, 2020

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irritate fuck

When someone is an "irritate fuck" he's annoying to the point you can't think of anything else to offend him and you just throw a "fuck" in the sentence.

Hey, can I come over to your place and hang out? x10

Omg! Stop talking you irritate fuck! If I knew your excistence was that pathetic, I would commit suicide...

by TasosMGr November 09, 2017

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