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creatine virgin athlete

This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.
Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
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National lose your virginity day

March 27th is National lose your virginity to a munch day
National lose your virginity day is defined as did you lose your v card on the national day
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Virgin

Someone from Virginia. Similar to how people from texas are labeled texans.
example 1:

bro 1 : hey bro im from virginia
bro 2 : same were virgins

example 2
bro 1 : hey bro is she a virgin?
bro 2 : nah bro she is not a virgin..
bro 1 : damn bruh… why are no girls virgins nowadays :(
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Virginity

Being a customer of UK ISP, phone and TV provider Virgin Media.

Given their name, their TV offering is obviously primarily porn.
Imogen has an aversion to Virginity, but she likes the porn.
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Virgin

Manny is such a virgin
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Virginically

"Bro, did Branden just do that skateboard trick Virginically?"

"Yeah.. He's such a virgin."
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Virgin

A virgin is someone who hasn’t had sexual intercourse with another being.

A country bumpkin
“Hey do you know Walid? He’s such a virgin.”
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