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Captain Morgan Power Jack

The act of placing one's leg up in a way so as to mirror the pose of the 17th-century Welsh privateer of the Caribbean, Sir Henry Morgan while masturbating, without pants, or otherwise miming masturbatory motions as a flex.
"After no-scoping a n00b, they turned to their opponent and did an el cap power jack (Captain Morgan Power Jack) to celebrate the achievement. It was completely uncalled for. "
by El Cappy "Power Jack" Morgan January 16, 2021
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2021 Texas Power Crises

The 2021 Texas Power Crises was a mass scale power outage that occurred throughout most of Texas from February 10th-20th. This outage was caused by several winter storms and ultimately caused 5 million Texans to lose power, for days or even weeks.

After the event, it is thought that at least 111 people died (mainly from Carbon Monoxide Poisoning and Hypothermia). Furthermore, the storm caused anywhere from 195-295 billion dollars in damage, making it the deadliest disaster in Texas’s History.
While the cause of this disaster was the Snow Storm, many believe that ERCOT, an organization that manages Texas’s electric grid, was responsible. They point out how ERCOT was negligent of the situation as they took few precautions prior to the storm. Either way, however, the impacts of what occurred are still ongoing as some Texans (as of April 14th) are without power.
Bob: “Remember that terrible outage in Texas during CoVid-19?”
Jim: “Oh yeah. I think it’s called the 2021 Texas Power Crises.”
by CheeseCakeFries April 14, 2021
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Power moves in shower shoes

Making positive strives in the right direction, despite of incarceration.
Me and my celly be making power moves in shower shoes. Applying for house arrest, power moves in shower shoes.
by UncleDaddy666 June 8, 2019
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Solar-Powered Ninja Penguin

A Penguin that is Solar-Powered and just so happens to posess Ninja qualities.

see also:
Siamese Pygmy Pole-Vaulter
I have no example. I am writing stuff so the system will accept this.
by Berry April 13, 2005
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hemi powered dodge ram

a dodge ram with a hemi.
sunday,sunday! Goin fishin in a hemi powered dodge ram 1500!
by Nigga January 27, 2004
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off white power

It's all the coolness that comes from having everyone mixed and no one left that's a pure breed of any one race.
off white power is the only way to find peace #offwhitepower
by brainchill September 27, 2013
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Electric Power Glove

One badass stun-glove made by and jealousy guarded by Cryptosporidum.
Yo, you do not want t be bitchslapped by an electric power glove!
by DarthBatman April 25, 2010
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