waffle tits

looks like a waffle sitting on your counter top for 8 hours.soft and mushy tities.

let me feel those "waffle tits" bitch because i am rick James bitch.

by ho man459 March 4, 2009

Plastic Tits

Surgically enhanced breasts that maintain there shape regardless of the effects of gravity and never meet together to create a cleavage. About as attractive as a turd in a box of chocolates.

Plastic Tits are surgically enhanced breasts as worn by woman like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and most American porn actresses.

by Shrek's Dad August 13, 2011

Toss the tit

Pretty much a game for suburban moms where you toss your boob implants at each other and whoever gets knocked out last wins

"Hey Susan!! Lets go play toss the tit at Karens house!"
"Yess!! Imma post it on facebook with a minion meme background!"

by Skinnypenis101010 October 30, 2019

Just a tit

A fun way to say “just a bit”

It’s just a tit cold

by Weef god December 12, 2017

broke as tits

When you broke as fuck ma nigga

Im broke as tits

by Bobonds34 June 17, 2015

fag tits

the stupid gay guy down the block that has extraordinary man boobs. hints the name fag tits

bro I've never seen furry with such fag tits

by peenyweenybabyfucker December 13, 2021

Squinty Tits

Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.

Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:

"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."

by Squinterz April 11, 2023