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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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Eastern Slope Suck

When you are kissing someone and you start sucking in your air to create an almost vacuum seal with the other person.
Did you just do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge, your lips are looking plump?
No, I have just been using the eastern slope suck as my favorite make out method.
by Zarbees October 23, 2019
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suck a butt fuck

To fuck Ones butt with a penis, then suck the fluids remaining out.
by Kateluu September 20, 2019
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Suck a dick day

It's Suck A Dick day on the 13th of November . There were many celebrations relating to national holdiays written about on social media that our algorithms picked up on the 13th of november .
by anonymous November 12, 2020
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Sucked Off Face

Sucked off face, typically a female face that is gaunt in nature, particularly around the cheekbone area. Commonly a model-esque face, but we all know it's just sucked off and no one REALLY wants it.
Fuck me, have you seen the sucked off face on Adriana Lima lately? I can't believe people like that look.
by GreatYorkie March 6, 2022
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Suck my Janico

you can use it for say Suck my dick but in polite Modern contest
Hey mama why yu dont suck it janico ?

hey Juan you know that today its the text

-Juan- Fuck the teacher should Suck my janico
by L.Karagöz December 15, 2016
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Sucked the big wazoo

A verb phrase used only in moments of great passion, when something happened in the past that is so inexplicably awful, mere words do not suffice to explain how bad it was.
The Chicago Cubs sucked the big wazoo for over a hundred years.
by groberto78 April 28, 2017
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