The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
If you know a person called mark Saunders he probably has your wife and kids in his basement. His son also likes it up the bum
by Ned Saunders July 03, 2020
by halalbe May 30, 2017
Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes
Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist”
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist”
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”
by 1234488382828283 September 15, 2019
by Jusgejudi April 11, 2021
Mark Snow is a little short bitch who will never grow. If asked to hit his vape, he'll deny you of your request and be anal about sharing the dome piece. If ever encountered, this little ankle biting cunt will scream at you for being a simp at the highest decibel of noise, leaving you feeling dizzy and throwing off your equilibrium.
Man fuck MARK SNOW, he's a little bitch; You guys know MARK SNOW, yea he wont let me hit his vape; Guys I don't feel good, MARK SNOW just screamed at me for being a simp, i think i need to lay down.
by 420MikeHunt69 March 06, 2020
by FLeXyo August 10, 2017