When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023
Get the Goldilocks Burnmug. by TheBentLog March 4, 2025
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Get the honduran rug burnmug. by LOLDrown566 July 24, 2021
Get the The Burning Questionmug. by T.B. Trailer April 20, 2018
Get the Dick Burnmug. by PickleRickwubba April 10, 2019
Get the fat burnmug. The sunburn you receive after the first day of Hillsong Summercamp after forgetting to apply sunscreen at all or to certain areas.
by The Lighting Guy December 13, 2016
Get the Summercamp Burnmug.