Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

Linkin Burns

A human being that is in liking of MMA towards children as well as assault charges

OMG! you just suplex that kid, you must be Linkin Burns

by TheBentLog March 4, 2025

honduran rug burn

When a short ageless person of South American descent gives you a painful release on your wiener.

I took home Maria last night and she gave me the worse Honduran rug burn last night.

by BlazingAeriola666 July 17, 2018

The Burning Question

1: A question of great importance
2: A topic of great debate at the moment

The Burning question : are mandated constitutionally legal?

by LOLDrown566 July 24, 2021

Dick Burn

When your dick gets burned by your underwear/zipper from getting dry humped by some hood rat.

Man, that chick gave me dickburn!

What, that’s not real!
Oh! Dick Burn is real.

by T.B. Trailer April 20, 2018

fat burn

its a very tightly and heavily packed cigarette

set me a fat burn
k blud do u need a spark
nah g just the fat burn

by PickleRickwubba April 10, 2019

Summercamp Burn

The sunburn you receive after the first day of Hillsong Summercamp after forgetting to apply sunscreen at all or to certain areas.

"Dude your face is peeling"
"Yeah, It's my Summercamp Burn"

by The Lighting Guy December 13, 2016