Beer Me

A social interaction invented by some schmuck named Taylor back in 2016 in which one party will post the words “Beer me” in a group chat, forum, or other online place of gathering, and the people of that group who are fond of the the first person will customarily respond with the single beer (🍺) emoji, symbolizing buying or giving that person a beer. In turn, if the original person is fond of the second person they may respond with the double beer (🍻) emoji, symbolizing and acceptance of their gift, and a klinking of the glasses in friendship or solidarity.

First person: Beer me
Second person: 🍺
First person: 🍻 (we are friends)

First person: Beer me
Second person: 🍻
First person: I can’t believe you’ve done this, Pete. May your kidneys turn to jelly and your eyes to dust. Never speak my name again.

by DatPostmil December 20, 2017

Cuff me

When you talk to tv when you see a pretty cop.

Cuff me pretty one.

by Kuehlstein December 27, 2017

scu me

Although it has probably been accidentally and infrequently used for centuries by uneducated english speakers, this degraded form of "excuse me" came into widespread use in the middle class area of the city of chicopee circa 1993. Scott Reed and his friends apparantly recorded the expression for the first time while creating sounds to import into a computer game they were working on. It has since gone into history as an expression used when immitating a retarded person. The expression can still be heard in it's original dialect in the local "food bag" store near the Chicopee Country Club. The Slushy Artist still chants "Scu me...scu me....scu me" each and every time he pulls the slushy lever.

the original recording: "Scu me why my shed burning?"

by Harrison Reed May 29, 2004

Me-en

*Noun* A guy who is okay when you first meet them... but turns out to be a fuckboy.

Girl: I like this guy, but I don't know if he's a me-en or not
Girl 2: He is.

by KIMYESHIPPER May 27, 2015

Against Me!

One of the few modern punk bands that do not suck. They represent the views, lifestyle, and state-of-mind of the modern and the old-school punk. They are great.

John: I LOVE GREEN DAY!!<3 :) 0:)
Me: *stop painting wall* you fucking conformist, listen to Against Me!

by sankas April 2, 2011

Me Monster

1.) One who's world only consists of themself. Typically male.
2.) A person that speaks loudly about themselves and all their accomplishments for the sole purpose of demeaning others.
3.) see "douchbag"

ex. "You see that guy with the v-neck and the frapaccino? He's been talking about his new website like it's the new "facebook" for over an hour. I'm gonna stab that Me Monster in the face with this pen."

ex. "Holy shit! That guy just double-parked his BMW in a handicapped space at the retirement home to use the bathroom... AND he pissed all over the seat!!! What a Me Monster!!"

ex. "Hey, Me Monster! Your golf clubs aren't considered carry-on. Fuckin dick."

by Apecreature March 23, 2011

miss me

A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
Like if somebody is throwing something (a ball for example) and before they throw it you tell them to not hit you or miss you. But in this case, you would mean words (accusations for example) Or just lieing period, you wont somebody to save the bull for the next person.

male: "What, are you fu**ing him?"
Female: "I just told you I don't know him!"
male: "You better miss me with that lieing!"

by Renee Ward August 18, 2007