A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019
Get the Keurig blue light specialmug. When you fuck a girl in the butt while her head is in the toilet. After you finish, you flush the toilet and slap her ass while saying "thats why they call me dirty mike!"
by Bophadies69 August 24, 2022
Get the Dirty Mike Specialmug. When a product or item at face value looks great quality but in fact 9 times out of 10 they are broken or non functional
'That water bottle you bought has a hole in it mate'
'Don't worry that's standard it's a Paz Special'
'Don't worry that's standard it's a Paz Special'
by MushroomJoe November 7, 2025
Get the Paz Specialmug. having anal sex with your male friends.
by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020
Get the Texas specialmug. When one of your friends drinks themselves into a such a drunken state they can no longer function properly. This usually takes place at festivals and could involve rolling themselves onto a camp fire, coma like states of sleep, soiling themselves and most definitely blowing raspberry's on strangers
by Hatty Fattima June 9, 2009
Get the Field Specialmug. Hey, did you hear, I finally got dispatched on a Doug Putt Special! I can sleep in, and beat all of the other drivers back to the yard. And guess what? I'm going to make the most money that day 😉
by Pigeon Bandit January 17, 2024
Get the Doug Putt Specialmug. The act of having a friend call with a fake emergency to bail you out of spending anymore time with another girl/guy
by Trevor Lawrence January 21, 2023
Get the The Guthrie Specialmug.