Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

Roughing it softly

People who go camping or to the cottage but the cottage or camper has all the amenities of home.

I love going to the cottage, we have air conditioning, wifi, satellite tv, gas fire pit and a hot tub. We love going to the cottage and roughing it softly in the wilderness.

by AngDevilo July 6, 2018

Blackfoot Cyclones Softball

Cyclones Softball is a great softball team some may say it’s where the pros begin.They work hard and don’t give up they will always be there working hard and never giving up.The coach’s are great they show what a team should look like.Coach Kevin Hays shows us how to become better than we ever was.Coach Kyle Pratt shows us how to corporate and how to be better and have a great attitude.And least but not last coach Lucy VanOrden she is the one to show all the girls what’s most important.I would do anything for my team and coaches.Another word for a team is a family and that’s exactly what we are.❤️🥎🥎Love you team and coaches!!❤️

I love playing on the Blackfoot Cyclones Softball!

by Cyclones Softball December 6, 2019

National Kiss A Softball Player Day

the day you kiss your favorite softball player ;) (November 1st)

its November 1st go kiss a softball player #national kiss a softball player day

by bigdaddyhack18 October 30, 2019

Lady Fury Softball

Lady Fury Softball is a travel team from Elmsford NY. They are owned by Eric Holtz the founder of Game On 13. Their age groups are 10U, 12U,14U and 16U.

“Did you see Lady Fury Softball yesterday?”
“Yeah I did! They were great!”

by Eemmmemmms July 19, 2021

Death by Softserve

To die during oral sex while covered in semen and softserve ice cream

"I miss my brother. He had a Death by Softserve from his friends"
"My mother had a Death by Softserve at an orgy the other day"

by C.Gabble March 15, 2024

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.

John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025