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real estate agent

A real estate agent is someone who secretly spies on other inhabitants of the estate
No explanation needed we all no that one real estate agent...
by SalvationBringer May 10, 2022
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Won't use his real name

Do you not already know my real name or what?
Cueball "But he won't use his real name!"

Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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Real

A different type of "real" commonly used on tiktok, mostly being on depressing slideshows. Which is basically saying that you relate with a person that's at it's lowest"
Person1: I'm at my fucking limit, I don't even know anymore. The urge of killing myself keeps on getting bigger, as the problems in my life intense more and more. I allways to keep a smile around people, but when I'm in my home I just feel empty and alone.

Person2: Real.
by CouldntThinkOfNameIdeas November 21, 2022
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real.

Something used by people who have no friends to describe a serious situation that they think is funny which it usually is.
by Anderson Doom November 5, 2022
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Real juicy juice

When a man ejaculates into someone's mouth and pours a juice packet into the mouth and the second person swishes it around in the mouth.
Last night was such a good time with my girl. We made the real juicy juice and it turned her tongue purple.
by SaucyFartTart69999 October 15, 2022
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real much

A synonym for 'very'.
My coffee is real much too hot to drink. I am real much tired after all that work.
by btroyan February 9, 2025
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