One eyed milkman

Slang for:
cock, penis, knob, donald trump, dick, meat, snake, sausage, etc.

Rick: Did you see Paul last night?

Dave: Nah mate, I heard he was wasted though!

Rick: Mate! Wasted is an understatement! He got up on the table and got his one eyed milkman out in front of the whole pub.

One eyed milkman by I catch dinosaurs September 28, 2011

one man floor plan 

A public restroom with only one toilet.

I hate this bar because you always have to wait in line for the bathroom. That's the major disadvantage of a one man floor plan.

one man floor plan by xenosapien September 12, 2013

one eyed, one legged pirate 

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

one eyed, one legged pirate by JewSlap August 8, 2016

one pump run 

When male finds a girl so smashed they are paralytic, goes for a quick few pumps in the vagina. Then gets the fuck out. All without being noticed.

Man: that girl looks good enough for a one pump run.

Friend: Yh I agree, go for it!

one pump run by D Steveo November 30, 2016

One Trick Phony

You jam it in random places until it goes into the hole.

Bro, that pornstar just one trick phony'd!

One Trick Phony by wat am i doing with my life April 10, 2017

one thot 

A reference to the absolute banger 1 Thot 2 Thot Red Thot Blue Thot by Yung Gravy. Not McCasual.

Damn that girl is DEFINITELY a one thot

one thot by yunggravy March 10, 2019

One Word 

When somebody is so unbelievably attractive that there is no way to describe how hot they truly are.

Person One: OMG did you see that picture of Jimin with black hair?? he is so fricking hot!!!
Person Two: Oh i know he is the most One Word person alive...

One Word by hiiamsmall September 29, 2020