Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!

So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019

Tom Jackson

A bit lonely

Oh fuck off Tom Jackson

by Okdjdjrjrjrjrjfkfkkr October 2, 2019

Tom

Tom is one of the kindest and most considerate people you will ever met. Not only does Tom take into account how you're feeling, but they can also talk about how they're feeling as well and apply that to the situation to try and help you out. Jesus, if you ever meet a Tom, don't hesitate to make friends with them and also love them forever (that last step is optional)

If someone ever asks 'how's Tom,' tell them that he's himself, and the person asking will immediately understand.

by i need some socks October 5, 2019

Tom Holland

An amazingly sexy guy, who will warm your heart as soon as you see a picture of him. Don't worry, we all know that we all daydream of ourselves marrying him, but theres only one of him... Happy Hunger Games 😘

Wow, did you see Tom Holland's Instagram post? Hes so hot!!
Me: Don't ever talk about my husband like that again. I'll end you. #endgame #gameover

by Aye- I'm AnonymousI October 9, 2019

Tom

A young foreign boy who is diabetic and sucks on his own genders genitals. He is praised by the homosexuals as the "gay lord". He is also an IRA member with tublord Oisin Cummins

You're such a Tom (Translation) You're such a gaylord

by Mr.MK October 14, 2019

Tom

One Thicc ass ginger bitch, the manliest man and the great disrespecter of wahmen. Often nicknamed ‘chunky’

Example:
Person 1: Tom! You can’t do that! They’ll kill you!
Tom: Well that feminist rally won’t disrespect itself

by Shaddowrogue October 15, 2019

Tom

A big penis.

WOW you have such a big Tom!

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!! HA HA HA!

by KidCatGamer May 18, 2018