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forehead job

A particularly violent form of sexual stimulation involving a girl's forehead running up and down the shaft of the penis in an effort to provide pleasure. Often results in a visit to A&E.
That Amy girl gave me a forehead job last night, I needed twelve stitches!
by DaddyKeyte April 9, 2014
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Strim job

The sexual act of using a novelty child's crocodile grabber to nibble the anus.
"Oo my ass looks like a Japanese flag after last nights strim job" said Ellie.
by heykevin June 2, 2015
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E-job

Using camsoda's new bluetooth fleshlight to get a virtual blowjob from a camgirl.
Bruh, i just got the best fucking e-job on camsoda.
by Lax_craft1 November 18, 2016
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Crop Job

When a couple gets naked and one partner starts running from a distance away, jumping in the air and farting directly on their lovers' face as they fly by. It is the expert version of crop dusting.
Jessica was super excited when her husband Jacob offered to give her a crop job for her birthday
by Randy Richard Cheese October 11, 2018
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Johnny-Job

A job or task completed with such poor quality and lack of care that it could not even be called "good enough for government work."
Individuals typically performing in this manner are very self-centered and or self-righteous; many individuals may have self importance complexes where they believe they perform to a higher degree than which they actually do.
Employee 1: " Holy $hit! The toilet is overflowing again! That janitor really doesn't do his job!"
Employee 2: "He does his job, he simply does a johnny-job. Get this, he also claims to be the hardest worker here!"
Employee 1: "Oh bull$hit! He's the bean burrito filled turd in this punchbowl!"
by Not-AxeCop October 2, 2018
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suck job

the actual defined term of when a woman sucks the mans sausage area.
Man that slut Tammy gave me such an amazing suck job last night.
by Carter John Gautier March 21, 2018
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Steve Jobs

The creator of apple and someone who changed the world immensely
by Bob Michael June 12, 2017
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