Forrest Dumped

A form of break up, characterized by running away from the other party. Named after the movie “Forrest Gump”.

Woman 1: I was dating John for 6 months, then one day we were out shopping and he just started running away. I never saw him again.

Woman 2: You got Forrest Dumped!

by Ballsinyourface667 July 26, 2019

Billable Dump

similar to on the clock dump, but this is the contractor version. Essentially, your client is paying you to do something extremely important. And you're doing something extremely important... to you.

Employer: "I'm just looking over this expense report, way to go on the high utilization rate for the quarter!"

Employee, walking away: "No problem, must have been all those billable dumps"

by Emetry Rhoton! July 9, 2012

Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025

Donut Dumping

Scissoring after a Taco Bell feast. Can also be called donut dumpin' and is similar to bumping donuts.

"Marge & Sue got a cravings box and 2 crunchy tacos from Taco Bell and went donut dumping"

by Donut Dumper July 27, 2023

Dump

being dumb

She is so dump yo.

by fashkjfvs March 16, 2023

Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.

"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"

by Whateverdude August 31, 2013

Trump dumped

When someone you've met, and have great chemistry with otherwise, finds out you voted for Trump and then is somehow immediately no longer attracted to you and won't date you, you've been Trump dumped.

Well hell, she saw one of my old Facebook postings and now I've been Trump dumped!

by mrt77876 May 31, 2018