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muffins whip

to mercilessly beat some one with a males muffin top and upper penal area
Wow look at that guy beat his wife with his muffins whip
by bob teats April 7, 2010
mugGet the muffins whipmug.

asdf muffin

A muffin that just won’t get eaten but wants to be and is part of the asdf community
Why can’t I die “die die die” is what the asdf muffin always says because he is depressed
by Crasher.ac1 January 1, 2025
mugGet the asdf muffinmug.

muffin toeing

The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.
"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"
by Dr.FreddyEddyThomas November 25, 2016
mugGet the muffin toeingmug.

Muffin-Ho

Someone who lost their's computer
He is muffin-hoed
by yamatroll December 5, 2019
mugGet the Muffin-Homug.

bake some muffins

To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.
Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.

Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.
by Pot head 1 October 8, 2011
mugGet the bake some muffinsmug.

Muffin Snuffin

The act of eat a girl out as if its a drug you're addicted to.
"I was muffin snuffin my girlfriend last night, and she squirted in my mouth."
by Muffin_Snuffin July 10, 2019
mugGet the Muffin Snuffinmug.

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