Muffin

You can call someone a muffin meaning:
That they’re an adorable, smol, and cute muffin head. (You’re a muffin by this definition since I know you’re adorable)
NOW STOP DENYING THAT YOU’RE A MUFFIN AND ACCEPT THAT YOU’RE ADORABLE-

“You’re a muffin”
“No you areeeeee”
“You’re the best muffin”
“How dare”

by Wholesome Cat November 28, 2020

Muffin

The enderness.

This server is run by a muffin.

by Scout tf2 November 23, 2020

clunge muffin

Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.

I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.

by Reverend Gibs May 26, 2021

Blueberry muffin

A really cute female cop in blues.

Like a whole gaggle of blueberry muffins.

by OWL76 June 11, 2025

Magical Muffin

A Muffin full of drugs or sweets, that makes people think it is magical, therefore buying or eating more.

"Here Tim, eat my Muffin"

"Wow, it's a Magical Muffin, I can see what's gonna happen in the future"

by BishopBaggins July 17, 2013

Fatass Muffin Head

Cole younk

Cole Younk is such a fatass

Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head

by Hater 10204 July 9, 2022

TART-MUFFIN

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.

Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!

by Justthetipipromise June 12, 2022