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Free eats

Free eats = free food. When you use the words "free food", you have to use them in a sentence for people to understand what you're talking about, such as "there is going to be free food at the party" or "they are giving away free food at the soup kitchen". But when you use "free eats", it's a statement, a sentence of it's own.
Joe: Hey Matt, are you going to the block party?
Matt: No, those people are lame.
Joe: Dude, free eats!
Matt: Oh.....we're SO there!
by Mellow Yellow October 2, 2012
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Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud September 10, 2012
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Free-labin'

The state or act of a female not wearing underwear
It's so comfortable to wear my sweatpants when I'm free-labin'
by Bryan525 February 26, 2011
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free fireworks

Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from

a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.
I had a few cocktails and went outside to watch the free fireworks.
by Enestate October 14, 2011
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Free Lands Day

A nudist holiday in which you walk arround nude.
by cocofosho July 1, 2011
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Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson

The act of getting a non-paid sloppy at the back of your local Harley Davidson store, usually as part of some kind of promotion.
Person 1: Yo you wanna go throw milk bottles at the baby cows in the field over there

Person 2: Nah I gotta go get my Free Sloppy at Harley Davidson
by Harley Davidson fan May 17, 2023
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hassle-free

ADJECTIVE
informal
without problems or bother
Traveling by coach is a hassle-free way of discovering cities from Vienna to Vancouver, and Moscow to Rome.
a hassle-free vacation at an all-inclusive resort
Is hassle-free car hire possible?
by AU3uDxAJJ3h6myrcs0mkjco May 22, 2023
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