Shower mallet

A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.

After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.

by Mrsand-man September 29, 2019

arctic shower

It Is just like the golden shower but you would commit to this act in below freezing conditions. As you begin to let flow your piss will freeze stabbing whoever is dirty enough to let you.

Ronan "hey Marty I'm ready for this arctic shower"

Marty "Oh yes"

by Bumtickles March 28, 2016

Sun shower

Light spritzing of urine onto a consenting adult in bright sunlight

Sometimes you got to get a quick sun shower in before the clam bake

by Firebaugh September 19, 2022

Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.

I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower

by JaBird December 07, 2018

Bionic Shower

Having a real speedy shower... so fast that even the bionic woman would be impressed!

"Hey, we'll be at yours in 10 minutes"
"Sweet as, I'll just have a bionic shower!!!"

by peasontoast July 28, 2020

Ryan's shower

A place where every individual on Earth would like to be. Specially on fridays.

Do you know where Alex is?
Idk, but its Friday so he's prolly stuck in Ryan's shower

by pizzamuzza February 20, 2025

Wisconsin Golden Shower

Being sprayed by beer.

Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!

by nickharteau November 24, 2011