Five big booms

you use this word when someone's brother dies.

John: "My brother passed away"\
stinky poo poo head: "You get five big booms."
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM!"

by SUPERCAILIFRACTOSTICEXTRIEALLI May 10, 2025

Side Five

Side Five
When you stick your arm out sideways and someone slaps your hand as they walk by. It’s like a high five, but cooler, lazier, and horizontal.

Example:
Saw my buddy at the park. Didn’t stop walking—just threw him a side five and kept it moving.

by ArkShepherd May 18, 2025

Five twelve

The epitome of perfection... in every way..

He was five twelve and perfect

by Dayzee dream 13 May 24, 2025

Five twelve

A measurement of a man's stature.. but not to be confused with height. 512 although also a number is more than a number is a way of life. The epitome of perfection because he's the height of heros, kings and gangsters. Not to be confused with 6ft. 5 12 is on another level and is reserved for only the sexiest of the sexy. The handsome and those with the extra..

He was five twelve and that was all anyone ever needed to know
I didn't choose five twelve, five twelve chose me..

by Dayzee dream 13 May 24, 2025

Five-time Namazi Syndrome

When one begins confusing the whispers of Shaytaan for a special form of hidayah.

"Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)

by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025

Five-Year Plan

A five year programme generally made with the purpose of revolutionary rapid industrialisation, modernisation and mechanisation of a national economy and internal market. Comes with the side effect of famine and goolags.

It's time to launch our first Five-Year Plan to kickstart the banana manufacturing industry.

by CGmac June 29, 2025

FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.

Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."

by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025