Crusty Eyes

After a female falls asleep after having sex, you proceed to wipe your cum in her eyes. When she wakes up her eyes will be crusty.

After I fucked that bitch, she fell asleep because I wore that ass out. I then smeared my cum in her eyes and when she woke up, she had crusty eyes.

by Rob Is My Name January 11, 2009

food for the eyes

which mean a visually appealing food prepared by a chef and one hates tasting or destroying the work of art. Instead, one is just content at just looking at it....

I hate the chef whenever he creates a food for the eyes menu. I hate to sink in my kniife and fork and partake of the delicious food.

by Chef Cheffy Cruz August 26, 2009

Cocked Eyes

When your wasted, smashed or Cocked ... your eyes get red as a tomato.

Girl 1- "I look so awful in this picture."
Girl 2- "Yeah.. you had some cocked eyes."

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009

mole eye

description of how your eyes look/feel in the morning after a heavy night of lash..

has been known to occur in bright lights even without alcohol

as a general theory, the more nights of lash, the smaller and molier the eye becomes... BEWARE

oh man... woken up with bad case of mole eye..

person one: are you feeling okay? are you feeling a bit under the weather?

person two: no im fine, more like under the ground, got massive case of mole eye

by cryinglightning1 September 24, 2009

Chickens eye

A small round piece of hash, usually just enough for your last joint.

"You got any hash mate?" " just a chickens eye left mate"

by The Dutch hose January 23, 2018

rookie eyes

someone who is awful at any activity or action, that person has rookie eyes.

Katie: oh, shit I just tripped.
Bryan: she got rookie eyes.

by Trevor frederiksen March 4, 2008

Whispering Eye

Vagina. From the Universal Studio's movie, "Roll Models."

(leaving voice mail message) "I miss you! I miss you're voice, your hair, your personality, your whispering eye. Everything. Call me back!"

by chrcnf1991 March 26, 2009