dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

by cjezioro September 22, 2010

dump door

The doors to your butt hole..

I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants

by Shiftylou February 17, 2017

Badge Dump

Badge Dump; The act of doing something so stupid that you loose your job as a Police Officer.

Brennen did a Badge Dump when he sent dick pics to underage girls.

by Igel69 May 26, 2021

Dump 'n drumpf

The act of watching oneself masturbating in front of a mirror (drumpfing) while sitting on a toilet taking a dump (dumping). This can be promoted to a super dump n drumpf if the participant is spewing forth racist rhetoric.

Jon: yesterday I totally walked in on Donny "dump n drumpfing"
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..

by Dirty bugz August 17, 2016

Data Dump

Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.

Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.

Garrett spent the last hour of his shift on a data dump.

by nolandc February 14, 2020

Forrest Dumped

A form of break up, characterized by running away from the other party. Named after the movie “Forrest Gump”.

Woman 1: I was dating John for 6 months, then one day we were out shopping and he just started running away. I never saw him again.

Woman 2: You got Forrest Dumped!

by Ballsinyourface667 July 26, 2019

sumpy dump

The result of either; the ingestion of a laxative spiked beverage, or cheap whiskey that results in abnormally swampy and stinky discharge that feels as if it was being removed from the anus by a sump pump.

Dude why did you buy that nasty ass whiskey, I had such a bad sumpy dump!

by justinjoshkelly October 31, 2007