snow day

After a long day of school, going home on a cold winter evening, and going straight to sleep, we wake up, to see the holy rays of light right on our bed, as they guide us towards the window, where it's a snow wonderland. Quickly, we turn on the TV, and watch the news broadcast, as our school is suddenly closed. In great joy, we don't have to worry about the PTSD that we're given. It's a blessing from god himself, for the loyalty of those who have survived school without committing suicide or running away.

The idea of the snow day itself is basically when you've reached nirvana temporarily.

I looked outside this morning, and there was suddenly a snow day.

by disgusting_toenail_clippings September 16, 2017

Tressler day

When a parent sends a

A child to a babysitter and takes the day for themselves.

"I dropped the kids off at the babysitter so I could go fishing , it's a Tressler day

by Onlythetruthisme October 5, 2017

Valentine's Day

The day where the happy celebrate and the lonely masterbate.

Valentine's Day was such a bust, all I did was watch Netflix and masterbate.

by Anm777 February 14, 2017

day nightmare

Similar to day dreaming but in a negative attitude when one has no focus

I’m crying because I had a day nightmare

by Mowaffles February 11, 2018

day fucked

Getting wasted during the day

I got so day fucked yesterday

by Just the Truth. February 16, 2018

Day 69

February 28th, 2 weeks after valentines, the celebration of optional fertility, where sexual partners do position 69.

You celebrate day 69 by doing position 69?

by KawaiDesuendou January 1, 2020

Mamba Day

A day where we celebrate the death of the legend Kobe Bryant and that he will always be in our hearts.

Today is Mamba Day

by Cavitus Killgore February 1, 2020