Swain Brain 

When one pulls their nutsuck over the flacid shaft of their penis and says "THE BRAIN".

M.I. walks into the bathroom
B-Sweez follows him in with an awkward look in his eyes.
M.I. proceeds to urinate
B-Sweez unleashes the "Swain Brain"
M.I. turns around
B-Sweez yells "THE BRAIN!!"

Swain Brain by 207s finest April 27, 2010

Nigerian Brain Squeeze 

it is an old turkish-iranian saying. It means:"to continuously bother and throttle their plans for rescuing the almighty Ahnold Frumpinahtor (metaphorically spoked of co69urse." <---hidden word... okay.

Max: "dude. my grandma fuckin Nigerian Brain Squeezed me man. dubble-yew tee eff."
snackums:"Dude dont worry just call this saying: ocropis was very him gemomthn today cd l,aeter was grandma indian niggers ni dig , it is wat it is"

Max: "giant silber gilet c accaboinet the night before last night s,eelj g basd gkkdagkkdagkddaa greain jukice in my buicket of OF it is what it seems to is."
snackums: "alright youre fuckin crazy."

Nigerian Brain Squeeze by DontEatheBaby July 19, 2010

prune brain 

A person whose intelligence is impaired either permanently or temporarily. The latter condition is most often associated with unexpectedly encountering other road traffic whilst sitting in the driving seat of a motor vehicle. See also halfwit moron cretin imbecile boy racer idiot muppet teenager

"No of course I'm not upset that you pulled out of a side road right in front of me, thereby endangering myself and my entire family. Think nothing of it, Prune Brain!"

prune brain by Robo283 April 26, 2008

jit brain 

Compaction of idiot and brain, id'jit, encompassing an unjustified, prevalent dark side which is dangerous to all living things due to mental deficiency.

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, et all. are jit brains.
U. S. government post Eisenhower.

jit brain by kent3208 August 20, 2009

Blogger brain 

When one's brain has turned to a mass of useless matter, e.g., a loser or retard due to spending too much time blogging and not enough time in the "real" world.
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...

It's useless doctor. I've tried reaching her, but it's as though she's in another dimension. It's as though she is suffering from "blogger brain."

Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."

Blogger brain by redraider70 January 23, 2010

blue brain 

when a chick gets you mind going about a bunch of kinky shit, and then says "wait i shouldn't have said any of that." Now your mind is going, but you have no release.

Man, last night this girl was talkin up a storm about what she'd do when we got home, then she straight blue brained me on it when it came down to it.

blue brain by C.Diddy May 17, 2010

Hamsta Brain 

The insult that one stupid skid homie from a hick town gives to another stupid skid homie from that town when he deems him to have done something foolish. (Because hamster's brains are small, eh.)

"Ya fockin' hamsta brain, you smoked the last smoke and the fockin' store's closed, eh."

"That fockin' hamsta brain, he knocked up Shelley AGAIN."

Hamsta Brain by HamstaBrain July 29, 2011