The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019

two year olds

two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.

my two year olds are having a fight about who gets the toy truck!

by Evasmth September 22, 2019

New Yearmas

(1) A Word Conjunction Of Christmas and New Year's
(2) A Simplization of the phrase "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year"

Merry Christmas and happy new years
Me: Why don't you say happy New Yearmas

by EmJayee December 24, 2019

40 year old man flirting her

When a non-adult male ( between the age of 12 to 18) is flirting a female of the same age or younger ,like a 40 year-old business man would.

Boy 1: bruh I am trying so hard to show my feeling to my crush but this fuckboy dude is so much better

Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .

by TrippyWanderer23 March 24, 2020

Bodhi year

When one becomes much better at any sport unexpectedly within the course of one year or an off-season.

"She was pretty slow."
"Didn't you hear? She had a Bodhi year!"

by itreallyisactuallyme June 4, 2020

The Year the Music Died

When music became utter shite.

Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

Doge-year

A year in doge terms. Around three weeks long.

Hey Bob, how ya doin? Its been 3 doge-years since I last saw you!

by Sorbate September 21, 2020