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Gooch Days

The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.
These are the official Gooch Days:
Dec 27, 28, 29, 30
by Carterto December 30, 2011
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Mayo Day

Known to commoners as December 1st. Mayo Day refers to the huge cumsplosion that occurs on December 1st by those who were able to surpass the hellscape that is NNN (No Nut November).
Bro, I can't wait for Mayo Day.
by QuickTimeEvent November 1, 2020
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No simp day

On the 4th of November no boy who is 14 names jaykay ahem I mean name is unknown has to stop dumping and come back to the boys
Jaykay oh shit I Mean boy stop dumping and come back to the boys it’s no simp day cunt
by Non simp day October 3, 2020
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Spencer Day

A super sexy, super talented singer/songwriter whose beautiful voice will make even the biggest music haters stop for a minute just to listen. His lyrics are real and his songs are easy on the ears.

He's only been singing for about five years, but his songs have rocked everyone who's heard them. He's not your typical celeb assho. He's really friendly and fan-aware. You can't help but to love him.

Everyone should listen to at least one of his songs and if they can not, then, find at least one thing they love about him, this world just might be coming to an end.
Dude 1: You should listed to this song, man

Dude 2: Does it's lyrics refer to sex and drugs in every othr word

Dude 1: Um... no

Dude 2: Who's it by

Dude 1: Spencer Day

Dude 2: Well, we'll see (Puts on earphones and listens speechlessly for a while) Woah.....

Dude 1: Whaddya think?

Dude 2: Woah

Dude 1: Mind blowing?

Dude 2: (nods)

Dude 1: I know, man. I know
by KitttyRoyale August 14, 2010
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milf day

emma: hey it’s milf day today

david: heard ur mom was a milf
by juicywetfart April 7, 2021
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Day 69

February 28th, 2 weeks after valentines, the celebration of optional fertility, where sexual partners do position 69.
You celebrate day 69 by doing position 69?
by KawaiDesuendou January 1, 2020
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Mamba Day

A day where we celebrate the death of the legend Kobe Bryant and that he will always be in our hearts.
by Cavitus Killgore February 1, 2020
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