Pulling a wilby

Flaking, not showing up and making excuses

How you gonna skip the gym? You pulling a Wilby right now!

by JB20 September 13, 2023

Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

Wet Chocolate Willy

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!

My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!

by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024

Base camp Willy

AKA A titty wank

A guy named Willy at the foot of two large mountains

She gave me the best base camp Willy last night

by The real slim Galey May 10, 2024

Fiddle E Willy

like tickle my pickle, Fiddle E Willy is the act of asking someone politely and consensually to touch your penis in an irish accent

Hey, sophie, Fiddle E Willy?

by arryboob June 10, 2024