Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*
by Excessive Sharting April 02, 2017
This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
by gusoid June 13, 2025
by Zerointerior November 14, 2011
When girls are so thirsty and want to get laid they do the crab walk with their legs open waiting to get laid.
by newenglandwx December 16, 2016
When both parents enter your room at the moment of climax, but you need to get up and walk to the bathroom to clean yourself up.
by StickyWalker February 23, 2024
A female, dominant in a relationship with a man, usually barking all the orders, and over-speaking him at every possible chance, especially when his male co-workers or peers are present
Bro! Tell that "walking clit" of yours she needs to take a break, before she makes a break, are you allowed to go for a beer??
by 632_xoxo January 18, 2018
Metaphor. Similie. The snake is one or several fingers (can include another person's help, toys, etc.). Your fingers explore and slither around your body, finding places to penetrate or just brush past. Let the Snake so it's thing. Pretty soon you'll have an orgasm.
*gets a text*
"Wyd?"
Walking the snake...
"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"
Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.
"Oh...?"
Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.
"Wyd?"
Walking the snake...
"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"
Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.
"Oh...?"
Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.
by Athena_17 September 12, 2018