suck on a sock

A phrase to tell someone to shut up; when someone is annoying and u have to censore your language.

1: *chatter chatter chatter*
2: SUCK ON A SOCK AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

1: *silence*
2: thx

by Volt. 15 September 20, 2018

liams cum sock

A dirty . Filthy fucking sock that has crusty cum from a smelly arrogant disgusting fat so called human being called Liam who wanks 50 times a day

You are as disgusting as liams cum sock

by Leviathan22 February 1, 2024

Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock

Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...

Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!

by Deathofme November 14, 2012

johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016

Nut Sock

Dried Out Sock With Nut.

JERK THAT NUT SOCK UNTIL YOU WORK IT

by NiggerThaThirdJr. November 5, 2025

Sticky Socked

Getting admitted into a hospital due to mental health issues, referencing to the cool new socks you get sent home with.

I’m scared to tell my therapist that I want to commit unalive because I don’t want to get sticky socked.

by tinylake June 15, 2021