awh tits!

1.referring to the awhness of tits.

2. referring to anger of being pwned.

Chris: Dude, i just pwned you in the anus!
Tyler: AWH TITS!!!!

by Penis of notredom January 24, 2009

Plastic Tits

Surgically enhanced breasts that maintain there shape regardless of the effects of gravity and never meet together to create a cleavage. About as attractive as a turd in a box of chocolates.

Plastic Tits are surgically enhanced breasts as worn by woman like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and most American porn actresses.

by Shrek's Dad August 13, 2011

Gravel tits

Someone with big tits or a fat make with their tits rubbing against the floor

"Oi gravel tits"

by WBoBzy July 28, 2016

bitter tits

Bitter tits is usually when someone is all uppity and bent out of shape about something for a dumb reason or even a valid reason. This can specially apply to females since they usually get angry over very trivial and dumb shit, but this phrase is not gender specific and can be used for any situation that calls for it.

Melvin: "Hey, look at that dog shitting in my laundry hamper?"
Larry: "Don't get all bitter tits about it, at least it's the dirty clothes hamper!"

by Eldis May 21, 2015

Mitch Tit

Mitch Tit: a Man with very large front and side boobs bigger than even regular bitch tit

Damn, even Grammy's brassiere can't hold back Mitch Tit!

by Truth drop right here February 28, 2022

jizzle tits

Tits which deserve jizzing on

She got that booty and got those jizzle tits as well

by Analape69 December 14, 2013

Gay as tits

"Gay as tits" is a descriptive exclamatory statement.
Much like the saying, "Gay as hell", or "Gay as shit", "Gay as tits" is used to describe the level of gayness of a certain person, place or thing.

The word "gay" can be substituted with another adjective to suit any kind of situation. For example, one who is bored may use the phrase "Bored as tits" to emphasize the level of boredom the subject is experiencing.

Gay as tits Gay Gay as hell Gay as shit

by xxXSwagsterMasterXxx April 25, 2014