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Side-bite

The friendly game of declaring "side bite" while your friends have a subway sandwich for lunch and as a result getting to take a bite out of their sandwich which generally is such a large bite that it cross-sections the sandwich and splits it into two distinct pieces.
"Ayy yo let me get that 'side-bite'. Fuck Jerry... I thought we stopped that shit. No no no my man pass it up you know how we do...."
by Aquan9 May 22, 2022
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Side effects

Hym "Ugh... What IS it? What even IS it?"

Iam "I don't know... Google it."

Hym "Gah! My face is warm and my stomach is hot and it won't stop growling. Why did you buy this!?"

Iam "Stop drinking it then! I don't know! I've heard of it but I've never tried it and the bottle made it look good."

Hym "The bottle made it look- Are you retarded!? The bottle looks like a recycled rat poison bottle! Nothing about this screams 'delicious beverage!' "

Iam "Stop drinking it if you don't like it!"

Hym "We don't have anything else that is carbonated."

Iam "Not everything needs to be carbonated!"

Hym "Haa... Everything is hot. My body temperature has raised by, like, 10⁰. It's like all of the side effects of being drunk without any of the intoxication..."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "You're not even listening anymore... 😑 Alright. Do what ever you want. I'm leaving."

Hym "Blegh! It's like Pepsi and NyQuil teamed up to make Seaweed & NyQuil flavored soda... It's like the soda equivalent to salt and vinegar flavored chips... Ugh! Where are you going? Get more Kombucha!"
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
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narrow sided

literally the other way to say near sided. better way tbh
went to the eye doctor. they said i was narrow sided.
by shaqtheseguts January 24, 2022
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One sided figure

A person who doesn’t show there true intentions, to get what they want
I thought she love me ,she only wanted my money

She sounds like a one sided figure
by One sided figure LLC January 29, 2022
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Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.
I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.
by Bar B Q February 1, 2022
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smoke side

A shitty part of San Jose,Ca which is really named "Seven Trees",where fake crips represent.
"I'm not San Jose...I'm from SMOKE SIDE.."
by Couldn't care less February 2, 2022
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Sausage side

Behind enemy lines, where the men go.
'Where's Johnny?' 'He's gone sausage side to git some.'
by Cockwombleface February 11, 2022
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