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Emotional Support Donkey

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!
Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.
by The Late Brew April 25, 2020
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walking the donkey

When you be running that dick down her ass like that; layin it down.
Ah yeah dog 🐕 I was walking the donkey with her last night.
by DankSpanker91 April 18, 2021
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Donkey

the hee haw's name is donkey
by fuk ma life February 1, 2022
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Donkey-arm

Ran into Mindy last night, gave her the Donkey-arm
by Donkey arm - A stiff cock December 18, 2014
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Trotterless Donkey

This ignorant beast was formed when Uncle PecTOR decided to cross Satan’s Stinkybridge, as he had the opportunity to alleviate his Obsessive Canine disorder OCD. He did this to ensure that the kennels were pristine for when Steven Mcrgregor went to Preston to get ironed.
As uncle PecTOR reached his destination, he was as bald as a coot, and a donkey was stood right by the kennels with its trotters in a brown bin looking pignorant as Horez.
Jake texts Steven to receive what can only be described as a trotterless donkey.
by Uncle Pecter July 8, 2019
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Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.
Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !
by Loodo November 22, 2011
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Horse donkey monkey Hitler fan

"Josh has to be a horse donkey monkey Hitler fan!"
by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023
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