fart tourney

tourament of eldery females held like cattle in a corner for not more than 3 seconds while elderly men try to pass gas. the winner is the women who holds her breath without dying

uncle gillis said aunt martha won another fart tourney, she held her breath for six seconds

by bobber astyrwhole September 21, 2013

fart knobbed

When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"

Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...

by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013

fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

by mkdaddy October 21, 2013

perfect fart

The perfect fart begins with a high pitch, and ends just seconds later with a thunderous baritone.

Honey, Dont be ashamed of that, it was the perfect fart. I should be so proud.

by bigbobp July 10, 2011

confident fart

Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.

Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.

by bigbobp July 18, 2011

Fart Fisting

The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.

Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.

"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"

Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!

by fartmongrel September 28, 2011

Fart Wall

When a victim walks into a rancid fart cloud face first and reacts as if they had walked into a wall by snapping their head back and making an uncomfortable face.

Matt: Wow, did you see that chick break her neck looking back at us?
Hugh: Nah, she just hit my fart wall.
* high five

by heffstar September 30, 2011