Plastic Tits

Surgically enhanced breasts that maintain there shape regardless of the effects of gravity and never meet together to create a cleavage. About as attractive as a turd in a box of chocolates.

Plastic Tits are surgically enhanced breasts as worn by woman like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and most American porn actresses.

by Shrek's Dad August 13, 2011

prancing tit

Usu. a very openly gay man that dances about flamboyantly and almost always obnoxiously.

"Get off the stage, you prancing tit!"

by anonymousmouse23 September 16, 2009

Hanky Tits

Woman who stuff their hanky down their bra - not to make their breasts bigger, but because they don't have a pocket or anywhere else to put their hanky

dude, when your mum bent over to pick the spoon off the kitchen floor, I could see her hanky tits

by Andy Ankerchief July 7, 2010

tit straps

a garment used to support the breasticles.one wears tit straps to prevent ones breasts flapping and flailling everywhere ,can be known as boobyholders.

oh gracious, i seem to have lost my tit straps,

by funkypancake July 13, 2010

racoon tit

when your penis is upside down and a scaly purple

you drink too much hot sauce that your taint starts to hurt is a racoon tit

by Cowboy Ass StarWars February 3, 2013

torpido tits

Big boobies that look like they are about to explode out of her shirt.

Damn look at her torpido tits.

by Felicia69 February 11, 2014

Gay as tits

"Gay as tits" is a descriptive exclamatory statement.
Much like the saying, "Gay as hell", or "Gay as shit", "Gay as tits" is used to describe the level of gayness of a certain person, place or thing.

The word "gay" can be substituted with another adjective to suit any kind of situation. For example, one who is bored may use the phrase "Bored as tits" to emphasize the level of boredom the subject is experiencing.

Gay as tits Gay Gay as hell Gay as shit

by xxXSwagsterMasterXxx April 25, 2014